Swami Paws the LOLcat Fortune Teller

Swami Paws the LOLcat tells the future with his farts!Swami Paws is a mystic kitty who is cursed with a rather stinky gift: he can predict future events. Amazing! The only drawback? His predictions come out as farts. Loud, embarrassing farts. Just poke his belly, and the future will be revealed in the swirling clouds of, um... cat farts. Disclaimer: This app is seriously stupid. Use of this app may result in strange looks and/or disappointed parents. (Personal experience speaking here.)For entertainment purposes only. The future is in constant flux, and Swami Paws' proclamations may not reflect actual events that transpire in your own timeline. Also, please do not poke real cats! They do not like being poked one bit, nor will they produce farts that predict the future. Swami Paws says, "Kittehz will most likely attack U. Wif thaer sharp bits. Srsly!"
Price USD 0.99
License Purchase
File Size 4.58 MB
Version 1
Operating System iOS
System Requirements Compatible with iPhone and iPod touch., Requires iPhone OS 3.0 or later., iTunes account required