iPaperWeight (automated paperweight)

The world's most ADVANCED paperweight can now be yours! PaperWeight solves your paper-holding needs without adding another heavy load to your pocket. Simply run the app and place your iPhone or iPod face-up on the paper in question. iPaperWeight's automation will take it from there!Features:- Auto-adjusts to gravity around the globe- Informative status display- Low-maintenance stabilization engine- Dynamic mass adjustment- Zero-click configuration- Automatic calibration- Tracks multiple planets simultaneously- Historical gravity updates- Environmentally friendly: zero emissions- Cholesterol-free and low-carb- Kid tested, mother approvedDon't let gravity get you down. Get it now!