Ascension Parish News is not just another directory. It combines many aspects of the community to help, promote, and inform all that there is to do, see, and experience in Ascension Parish. Looking to see what's on next weekend Any local organizations you would like to join, Emergency information all at your fingertips. Check out the gig guide or surf report. Local news and events, all in the one location. Information on local schools, business, clubs or council all with a link to phone email or website. Great app to use for Ascension Parish locals, tourists and people new to the area. Things to Do and See. Local & Community Info. Directions. Galleries. Video News. Push Notifications.